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I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.
shlitz by MistahTom August 23, 2005
(1) a term of endearment used in greeting for respect. identifies the other person as someone worth of respect and trust.

(2) *alternate definition*
-an insult tastefully used against enemies.
(1) What’s good my schlite! 🤝
(2) You’re a schlite ass mf! 🖕
Schlite by shay/// April 19, 2022
oh god i'm schwitzing like a pudding
schwitz by corinna September 17, 2003
New age “party” term similar in meaning to lit, but excessively.
“Just got off work, let’s get Schlit!”
I can’t get Schlit yet, Gunny just called me back to the Flightline
Schlit by Chesty’s Future June 2, 2018
A Last name, often confused with shitz or schlitz, like the beer.
The coolest breed of elite humans, white with brown hair, usually hairy when male, big balls, often fart very frequently
Often quite intelectual, although they may not show it often.
Dude, that fart was a schiltz
I bet hitler wished he could be a schiltz
dude, you trynna grow a schiltz beard?
schiltz by Schiltz, Andrew January 13, 2009
To ejaculate in an extreme manner, such that the product's volume is significantly larger than usual. Also known as a Dolwick.
When the librarian saw that the Battlestar Galactica girls were featured in playboy, he schnitzed / dolwicked his trousers real heavy.
schnitz by ZBT spyder April 13, 2007