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sandpaper baseball bat 

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

Sandpaper ride 

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble
Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.
Sandpaper ride by Grech88 May 26, 2011

sandpaper effect 

The resulting effect of walking after recently shaving your public region. The feeling and sounds is akin to sandpaper being rubbed against your genitals.
Joe: How's it going?

Andy: Bad. My crotch has got a real bad sandpaper effect going. I shaved my pubes last night.
sandpaper effect by Bronxbombers98 February 13, 2014

sandpaper the fence 

To rub a female's breasts together vigorously.
Tom's girlfriend asked him to sandpaper the fence during foreplay
sandpaper the fence by J.R.T December 8, 2007

sandpaper sailor 

the act of making sweet, consentual love to a woman's scratchy armpit and ejaculating therein
Man: "Did u see that chick dude? I would sandpaper sailor her like there's no tomorrow, I don't care how pregnant she is."
Dude: "Here's to all those poor, unfortunate seamen."

Sandpaper Swing 

The humping of Dry Vagina.
Usually associated with Grandma's.
Can also be know as rubbing fronts.

Me: Dude that was my grandma.

Buddy: Yeah I know. I did her.

Me: That's disgusting.

Buddy: You're telling me she was a Sandpaper swing.
Sandpaper Swing by gilfiemcgilfgilf September 24, 2007