Sad Saltine
Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.
Sad Saltine by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018
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the whitest cracker in the saltine box
Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"
the whitest cracker in the saltine box by Chigger2323 August 2, 2016
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saltier than a whore's canker
Very salty.
saltier than a whore's canker by velvetcad January 2, 2011
Broken Saltine
When a woman holds a saltine cracker in her mouth, and the partner must ejaculate hard enough to penetrate the saltine and break it, thus forcing the semen into her mouth. Only the mightiest of men can accomplish this.
Broken Saltine by Michael-Jack-That-Hoe April 2, 2010
Saltines
Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.
Even got their own challange.
Even got their own challange.
1) " Hey want a saltine?"
- "I could never eat just one"
2) "hey want some soup?"
- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid
3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
- "I could never eat just one"
2) "hey want some soup?"
- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid
3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers
A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud
Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.
Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007
saltine cracka
a pale person with freckles or just plain white, usually a male, likely to come from a wealthy family
saltine cracka by corn puddin March 2, 2003