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Taylor Road Middle School 

Taylor Road Middle School is the crazier than a polka dot zebra with a rainbow Afro riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a shark tank while juggling bananas. It is located in Johns Creek, GA and has more Asian kids that Hillary has lied. Everyone knows that if you want to avoid toilet paper covered bathrooms, you go to the 700 hall triangle and even then, sometimes it's covered too. The hall is covered with decorated lockers that have no purpose at all because people lie about their summer B-day's and say their on a random school day just to get gifts. The average white girls won't stop sneaking their phones in their laptop cases and lunch boxes and the boys won't stop asking to go to the bathroom so they can play fortnight on their phones. In this school, cussing and dirty jokes are used so much that they have pretty much become their own language. We are TRMS. Don't judge us.
Our School Cheerleaders- "Taylor Road Middle School ROCKS!"
Us- "Uhhu... sure"
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poop roadblock

when you are fingering a girl in her ass and you feel shit.
I was going to fuck Christie in the ass but I felt a poop roadblock and got scared.
poop roadblock by dunnyjake June 20, 2013

way of the road 

noun: a saying used to aggrandize a weird, uncomfortable, or unusual comment or situation. the saying originated from the show Trailer Park Boys where Ray, a drunk ex-trucker, vindicated his greasy actions by claiming they're simply an acceptable part of the trucker lifestyle, the "way of the road".
When Bubbles asked why he was throwing his piss jugs all over the trailer park Ray simply replied, "Way of the road Bubs, way of the road."

Bubbles: "But Ray, they're 'ladies of the evening'.. Can't it just be the two of us on the road?"
Ray: "They're friends of the road Bubs, come on- be hospitable. It's the way of the road."

Jenny: "Why did you whip it out at the restaurant? We were having such a nice, quiet meal.."
Kevin: "Idk, way of the road?"
way of the road by Mr Lahey January 6, 2014

friends of the road

Julian- "You need to quit pickin up hookers while you're drivin the rig. Youre gonna lose your license again."

Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."
friends of the road by ShaneWood January 8, 2012

Roadblack 

When black people either walk slowly or stand around in high-traffic areas in large groups, blocking others from reaching their destination. Walking through a roadblack could cause verbal or physical attacks. It is best to avoid such attacks by avoiding roadblacks all together.
Tom, slow down! Don't blow through that roadblack!

WHAT DA HELL?!?!? WHAT CHO PROBLEM?!?!? (punch, slap, biff)
Roadblack by fartgeyser November 7, 2007

road parrot 

A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.
Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."

Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."
road parrot by Enno October 17, 2006

Middle of the Road 

Being "MIDDLE OF THE ROAD" is similar to Being a "FENCE SITTER."

"Middle of the Road" People are usually "DEEP THINKERS" and NOT EASILY MANIPULATED by People or the Media.

A "Middle of the Road" Person is the Opposite of an "Extremist."
THEY ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH.

Middle of the Road people are SMART and STAND BACK TO LOOK AT THINGS and not get caught up in PROPAGANDA or other BULLSHIT VIEWS.

These people don't see Life as BLACK OR WHITE.
They see the GREYS and VARIATIONS in it.

They are always trying to figure out the TRUTH OF THE MATTER, which allows them NOT TO GET FUCKED OVER as much as People with their heads in a hole.

They are USUALLY "EASY GOING" people, UNLESS YOU FUCK WITH THEM. ;)
"You won't get Chuck to send off his kid to some Oil War in the Middle East, he is a "Middle of the Road" person."
Middle of the Road by Ian De La Rosa November 21, 2013