The resultant of 'LORD' (see seperate definition) activity leading to the next mornings' 'Ring Damage' (see seperate definition). Denial of Ring Tax is frequently apparent in habitual LORD traders. Unlike 'Ring Damage', Ring Tax cannot be insured for & must be paid. Like personal Tax, Ring Tax is calculated on an annual basis. Ring Tax cannot however be offset against other personal or corporate tax. It can however be somewhat hidden in larger trading portfolios in cetain instances. This can lead to further LORD activities leading to renewed Ring Damage resultant in further Ring Tax.

As in life where there are two certainties, LORD activity will certainly lead to Ring Tax. 'He was LORD last night, he must pay his tax'.

Ring Tax by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005

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Ring-Dang-Doo

Ring-Dang-Doo is a nonsense slang word typically used to describe a women's genitals similar to "Pussy".

The word has no etymology and first appeared in a song by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs but the word also made an appearance in the 2018 western action-adventure game Red Dead Redemption 2 in a campfire song.

Ring-Dang-Doo now what is that? It's soft and round like a pussycat, Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two; And that's what you call the Ring-Dang-Doo.

Ring-Dang-Doo by KNINE403 March 25, 2019

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Ring Doble

Is the acction of licking and sticking ones tongue in and around the anus.

"Ow, mate i had some good Ring Doble last night off this lass"

"Bend over that sofa there, im going to perform the skill that is Ring Doble on you, you Dirty bitch"

Ring Doble by DunkTheSpunk June 24, 2009

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Ring Tosser

A male or female that has an obsession for licking and eating ass.

Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.

Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.

Ring Tosser by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

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