Riding the Cotton wool donkey 

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

Riding the Cotton wool donkey by gamerouche May 8, 2014

Riding with Batman 

A term used when a man has a man crush but is starting to slip into sexual curiosity.

Based on the theory of Robin's orientation and the ease in which people develop a man crush on Batman.

"I went to see The Boy from Oz and after Hugh Jackman came onto the stage, I have to say I was riding with Batman a little."

Riding with Batman by marsneedstowels February 9, 2009

Riding the toilet 

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.

Tim has been riding the toilet all morning

Riding the toilet by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016

riding raw 

When you go in without a condom

Bob surprised me when he went in riding raw last night

riding raw by HarryBB8 October 25, 2017

ass raiding commando 

adj; homosexual who loves the cock in his ass

dude, this guy is an ass raiding commando

ass raiding commando by randy January 13, 2005

riding the covered wagon 

The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.

What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.

riding the covered wagon by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006

Reining 

A badass equestrian discipline that allows to horse to spin like a badass, slide like a badass, and do transitions like a badass. Being a reiner means you own freakishly heavy saddles that you must be a fucking bodybuilder to lift. Don't forget getting dizzy as fuck while spinning your horse. BUT you still look fabulous as fuck even if your dizzy. You know your a reiner when you throw your legs up to stop, and all the horses you own are like 14h. So embrace reining it's a badass equestrian sport

"What's the best equestrian discipline?"
"Oh reining ofcourse."

Reining by Rigauriz February 8, 2015