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pump ship 

(verb) to defecate, to crap
She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship
pump ship by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

pump sandwich 

The act of farting into a cupped hand and presenting it to someones nose.
Man: Are you hungry
Woman: Sure
Man: Here, have a pump sandwich
pump sandwich by podge123456789 January 11, 2011

Pump slap 

When you slap your meat rod like it's a cheap hooker. Usually done when tender love isn't enough anymore.
Dang man...Dude was pump slapping his sausage rocket last night...Sounded like it was gonna come through the wall and end up calling 911.
Pump slap by Silky Rad February 15, 2017

Pump Station

The kill zone on a deer or other game animal, but primarily referring to the heart (since it is a pump.)
"Would you look at that majestic protein packed beast!" exclaimed an excited Ted Nugent in a barely controlled whisper. "I am about to slide a broad point right through his pump station! Watch closely boys and girls!" Whoooooosh!!!!
Pump Station by Motorcity Madman February 4, 2010

Pump Shotty Ninja 

One who is well skilled in the art of the Pump Shotgun in games such as Counter Strike, and jump around while killing people in the air...much like a ninja. Thus the term, Pump Shotty Ninja.
"Dude, that guy is such a Pump Shotty Ninja. He just wtfpwned me."
Pump Shotty Ninja by lolPLD September 15, 2006

pump stomp 

When u eat a pussy so muck your

tongue has marks
I pump stomp yesterday i cant eat.
pump stomp by Killer juju head April 2, 2017