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Penis in the popcorn

The act of hiding one's penis in popcorn, so that when someone else reaches for a handful, they are instead grabbing a meaty surprise. This is often accomplished when a couple is at the movies, since the victim's focus is on the film instead of what he or she is reaching for.

When using a popcorn bag (or cardboard bucket), it is easiest to cut a hole in the bottom and insert the erect penis into it, effectively camouflaging the weapon. A more difficult method is with a bowl, in which the penis must simply be laid across the diameter of the bowl.
"Dominic and I were watching March of the Penguins last night, and when I went to reach for the Redenbacher's, he got me with the old penis in the popcorn trick again! I got a different buttery, salty snack than I was hoping for."

Popcorn Muscles 

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."
Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."
Popcorn Muscles by wakka_wakka March 22, 2009

popcorn pimp

1) A wannabe pimp
2) A pimp with maybe one or two in his stable. Makes a crummy living.
There are too many popcorn pimps on my block.
popcorn pimp by Vyxen November 23, 2004
Popcorn is a seed with a little man on the inside. When it is heated, the little man on the inside gets mad. Very mad! So mad that he bursts! Which results in the poped corn. However, this isn't the end of it. Popcorn always gets revenge on its murderer by clinging on to the back on your throat when you eat it. This results in an itchy awful sensation on the back of your throat.
Man! That popcorn was good... but mad!
Popcorn by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020

happy popcorn 

This is a sick invention created by some dude in an ecstasy lab who put ecstasy-induced butter on popcorn. Popcorn covered with this deliciously arousing condiment is called happy popcorn.
Dude, bro. Is this happy popcorn? cuz this bowl feels soooo goooood...
happy popcorn by Confucious Raptor December 21, 2008

popcorn movie

a summer action flick, not monumental, a good waste of time
popcorn movie by Mandy May 21, 2004