Plumber's Cocktail 

Half a pint of beer mixed with half a pint of CLR. Gives you an awesome buzz, and in right quantities, can cause hallucogenic effects.

I drank a Plumber's Cocktail once. And then I killed a bus driver!

Plumber's Cocktail by Bob Landry January 1, 2005

Joe the Plumber

Someone who misrepresents himself.

A: He says he is a plumber.

B: Yeah, right ! "Joe the Plumber" !

Joe the Plumber by a.h. guillaume February 24, 2009

Poo Pipe Plumber 

gay man who enjoys bumming men

most plumbers you call if you got a leak, the poo pipe plumber you call if you want your pipes stuffed

Poo Pipe Plumber by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009

Cunny Plumber 

Mario or someone who plumbs cunny tunnels.

He fucked 13 girls this week, he is a true CUNNY PLUMBER.

Cunny Plumber by MBBBBBBBBBB August 11, 2008

plumbers crack 

when someone wearing a uniform (in this case a plumber) bends over and his ass crack sticks out.

That guy has some major plumbers crack!

plumbers crack by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002

Joe the Plumber

1. Blanket description of a group of people, similar to Average Joe or Joe Sixpack. Joe the Plumber represents hard-working citizens who perform a task vital to the community.

2. Nickname for Joe Wurzelbacher during the 2008 US presidential election, who got his 15 minutes of fame by confronting Barack Obama with a hypothetical scenario of buying the plumbing business he worked for that would allegedly put him in the top tax bracket. The actual income of the business he was babbling about didn't reach above a quarter of the taxable income needed before the threshold.

1. The fundamentals of the economy are strong. I know for a fact that Joe the Plumber can bench over 350 lbs.

2. Aight, so I called up my dawg named Joe Wurzelburger.. Wurzelb... Joe the Plumber, and his imaginal business would be taxed higher in that one's tax plan!

Joe the Plumber by Apocryphite February 22, 2009

plumber 

Someone who is state licensed to fix, install, or remodel pipe's related to drinking water; Or Raw Waste Removal.

1. My shitter Pipe is clogged, I need to call a plumber.

2. Dick just installed his own "plumbing"; now his neighor is drinking his old tub water.

plumber by MMc November 1, 2003