Skip to main content

Extreme Planking 

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
Extreme Planking mug front
Get the Extreme Planking mug.
See more merch

Platting your Poo 

to waste time doing something that is totally pointless and has no real value to it.

Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!

what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
Platting your Poo by Pinkcass March 8, 2010

Pranxting 

Sending a friend a prank text message to see how they will respond. This is done by using a cell phone number that the recipient of the pranxt won't recognize. For this reason, it is best done by a group of two to three people who are really bored and feel like fucking with their friends.

It can be started by a simple "Hey, what's up?" and lead to more detailed pranxting, like "we met last Friday, remember?"
OMG, last night we sat around getting drunk and pranxting for like 2 hours. I can't believe John Doe was so desperate that he played along the whole time. He is such a ho bag. Or that Stephen actually remembered meeting the fake person we made up. He is so dumb!
Pranxting by pranxting May 17, 2011
- To play a video game performatively; to impress the viewing audience rather than to play for the genuine joy of the video game itself.
- A combination of the verbs 'play' and 'act'
The video game looks great when a streamer is placting; walking slowly and making dramatic camera turns, but otherwise, the gameplay clearly lacks immersion, drama, and polish.
Placting by Asher R. February 9, 2022

planking 

The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..
Look at that mad-man planking that parking meter!
planking by jim-the-birdman May 28, 2011

Planking 

To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.

Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.

Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.
Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"

Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"

Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"
Planking by Scottytheplanker June 11, 2011

reverse planking 

The act of laying on your back with your arms to your side atop any creation known to man.
Say bo did u see that dude reverse planking that stripper last night?
reverse planking by HeffyHef July 14, 2011