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Pepto-Pop 

A hangover cure consisting of 3 ounces of Pepto-Bismol and 3 ounces of Popov vodka.
I had too many coldbeers last night.

I need a Pepto-Pop pronto.
Pepto-Pop by Swyfty Swyf July 8, 2009

pepto-cavity 

the act of a substance leaving an orafice so hard that the orafice prolapses
bro i ate indian food yesterday and the pain in my asshole made a pepto-cavity when i was on the toilet

Pepto-Bismol 

The type of person that has reached a whole new level of annoyance that you can litteraly predict and feel the cancer radiating from their skin. They are also huge band-wagons and enjoy spamming dead memes; radioactive Normie.
I met my first Pepto-Bismol and I wish I never did. His name is Tristan and he is so painfully average I just want to jump off a bridge.
Pepto-Bismol by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Pepto-Blando

This stereotype is just average. The best comparison is in the Lego Movie where they go inside Emmet's mind and Wildstyle says something like "There is nothing in here!" And that is the same for Pepto-Blando. They pay attention so well in class because there is just nothing shooting in the back of their mind. They rarely have any original thoughts, whatever they say just feels empty "Follow your dreams!" "Your beautiful just the way you are!" And they just believe everything any teacher says pretty much. They require a hive mind of average people just to think properly, a sensory comparison would be eating plain flour, flour is used in cookies which are interesting. But flour is plain and boring, not to mention bland.
All the pepto-blandos in class litterally drool on the floor during the lesson. Are they literally so smart because of how braindead they are? This teacher is not interesting in the slightest.
Pepto-Blando by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

pepto-bismol 

it’s like pepsi, but bismal.
bro 1: “man, i could really go for some pepsi rn.”

bro 2: “you like regular pepsi??? nah nah nah pepto-bismol is where it’s AT”

bro 1: “yk, actually, you so real for that fr that’s straight facts bro straight einstein speaking thru u type shi frfr like for real you a genius”
pepto-bismol by googooballsO_O November 5, 2023

Precautionary Pepto 

A Pepto-Bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.
1. I wish I hadn't had Panda Express for lunch. I need a Precautionary Pepto before I hang out with Bridget or else I'm gonna get the runs.