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Russian Party Cracker's 

Russian party cracker's, or RPC, is a game usually played at celibratory events.
To play Russian party cracker's, you need to get 2 standard issue confetti style poppers.
Tie the 2 trigger strings together, then challenge your friend or colleague to a game of Russian party cracker's.

Each contestant is to take the barrel of their popper and aim it at their face. Then on the count of three you pull your barrel or end, as you would with a traditional christmas cracker, and the victor is declared to be the one who's face is not covered in confetti.

Other variants include Spicy Russian party cracker's, in order to play this variant you need to load the barrel containg the confetti with hot sauce.
Ahhhhh daaaaammmnnn, I got done in the eye again whilst playing Russian party cracker's.
Russian Party Cracker's by JAMBALLZ September 21, 2011
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Hardy’s Party 

Oragy Party normally lesbian oragy
I just had a Hardy’s Party
Hardy’s Party by Hardy’s September 17, 2018

Blastoise, it's party time 

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).
You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!

National Socialist White People's Party 

Formerly known as the American Nazi Party. It was formed in 1959 as the World Union of Free Enterprise National Socialists. By George Norman Rockwell. A man who despised his in laws because they didn't raise their daughter to be compliant and docile.

After Rockwell was murdered David Duke stated "The greatest American who ever lived has been shot down and killed."

William Pierce the far right extremist who formed the national alliance and authored the Turner Diaries and Hunter. Was a former editor of extremist literature published by the order. I mean the National Socialist White People's Party.

The Turner Diaries in particular has been extremely influential in far right circles. The term Day of the rope is taken from that novel. The bombing attack against FBI HQ described in the novel heavily influenced Timothy McVeigh.

In the Turner Diaries the day of the rope refers to all non-whites and their collaborators (liberals/democrats/jews) being dragged out of their homes and hung in the street. If you were wondering why Trump supporters built a make shift gallows and were chanting hang Pence while they stormed the Capitol and violently assaulted Capitol Police officers. Well. Now you know.
National Socialist White People's Party I am not making that up. It's really what it was called.

part-zheimer's 

a faux medical disorder causing the appearance of dementia: an apparent degenerative disorder, real or imagined, that affects the recall and thinking and seems to know no age at which it occurs.
Ah, ... I just had a part-zheimer's event, not alzheimer's, just part...
part-zheimer's by Jeokar April 2, 2011

part-zheimer's 

medical disorder causing the appearance of dementia: an apparent degenerative disorder, real or imagined, that affects the recall and thinking and seems to know no age at which it occurs.
Ah, ... I just had a part-zheimer's event, not alzheimer's, just part...
part-zheimer's by Jeokar March 22, 2011

Party Parkinson’s 

Experiencing uncontrollable shakes after a weekend of using drugs and alcohol.
Chance took adderral and drank too much, he got party Parkinson’s, he can’t even eat a sandwich without it falling out of his hands.