Night Putting

It's just putting at night. Mitch Comstein, Ty Webb's college roommate was a night putter.

Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean...

by R W January 14, 2008

putting someone over

Making someone look good in front of others

Dude, I really put you over with David and Lisa in our meeting this morning; I think you will land the job.

by Dean Harvey February 11, 2004

putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig

by Scoundrel August 10, 2004

Putting her hair up

To give a super sloppy deepthroat blowjob that requires you to put your hair up beforehand.

Well cindy has been putting her hair up alot for me recently

by jewboi2 July 6, 2018

putting the blocks to

To have sex with

I've been putting the blocks to my secretary.

by court_case January 16, 2014

two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009