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Omaha Anus Shatterer 

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
Omaha Anus Shatterer by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010
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omaha stylee 

A song by the fuckin kick ass band 311 expressing their love from the city they come from. This song kicks fuckin ass yo. 311 rocks!
"Omaha stylee did not think there was one
Where you know the radios weak and the shows are more fun
But you know we fuck up the dance since 1988
Many did not think when they hear that we come from this state"

Omaha Fugitive

A Group of People that Often play The Fugitive game in Omaha, NE. The game is rapidly expanding throughout the city. www.facebook.com/omahafugitive

The Game is normally played by Upperclassmen, but is open to people of all ages.
Guy 1: "Hey man, theres nothing to do tonight"
Guy 2: " What are you talking about man, Omaha has one of the best fugitive scenes in the Midwest"
Guy 1: " Well, Lets get on the Omaha Fugitive Page and see when the next game is then"
Omaha Fugitive by Omafugitive August 16, 2010

Omaha Hambone 

When you cum in a girls ear, and push her down the stairs.
I gave deh bitch a Omaha Hambone, now she gittided a ear infection and a brokded rib.
Omaha Hambone by bonquiquizenteir October 31, 2009

Omaha Tail Gunner 

The act of injecting semen into a paint balls, then proceeding to shoot them into your partners rectum until they pop and create a long gooey tail of paint amd semen.
Last night I gave your mom an omaha tail gunner

Omaha Meatball 

The combination of lint and sweat that collects in Peyton Manning's gooch
This chick was going down on me, but my Omaha Meatballs stopped her
When a little known nationally touring band headlines a show with a big local band. The local band plays first and draws in most of the fans who then leave after the local band finishes their set, leaving the other band playing to an empty house.

The word is derived from the City of Omaha, Nebraska, where the music fans are all asshole scenesters.
Oh man, we're playing a show at Sokol tonight with Cursive opening. I hope we don't get Omaha'd.
omaha'd by carstens July 6, 2006