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nozzle snot 

The lump of hard goo in a pump bottle of mosturizer. Come out under pressure and clings to your arms and hands.

The hardened, sticky goo stuck in a man's penis hole. Can produce babies up to 24 hours. Clean it, cover it and don't trust it.
I just wantted to moisturize my dry skin. Pump was clogged and I hit it hard. Some big nozzle snot came out and broke the lamp!

Tricia had sex with Barry. He pulled out in time but she got pregnant from dried, leftover nozzle snot on his clogged one-eye.

douche-nozzle 

One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.
That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.
douche-nozzle by TomS. October 30, 2006

Gulunga Nozzle 

A stupid fucking idiot. Fuck this guy. Fuck you gulunga nozzle you cunt.
I fucking hate you.
Guy: Hello
Gulunga Nozzle: Haha! Funny stinky poo!
Guy: Fuck you, Gulunga Nozzle

The Nozzle 

A machine that you should not look away from during calibration.
Please do not look away from......The Nozzle
The Nozzle by keyslayer101 December 7, 2010

dork nozzle 

an asshole who thinks he knows what he is talking about, but absolutely has no clue so covers it up in bullshit
dork nozzle by P.J. Benson June 10, 2003

douche nozzle 

A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.
douche nozzle by booo-yah December 16, 2004