Three Musketeers 

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.

Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.

Three Musketeers by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008

Three Musketeers 

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

Three Musketeers by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011

Three Musketeers 

When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.

"Sorry I was late, got stuck behind the three musketeers"

Three Musketeers by Lemongrass July 22, 2016

3 Muscateers 

Three really close friends and buddies. Not to be confused with the old 3 Musketeers. Muscateers don't necessarily have to fight crime with swords like the Musketeers.

1. Dang those 3 Muscateers are so close they're like gay for each other.

2. Look its the 3 Muscateers from Muscatel.

3 Muscateers by Donutfilling August 21, 2009

the 3 mugsketeers 

3 people who happen to be the coolest of them all, also known as mugs, the 3 mugsketeers consist of. The ultimate mug and our father, Shumpy (Iman Shumpert) 1. Jonathan David Buss Jr. 2. WevWev Alexandria Erldren 3. By Tonga

Hey look! The 3 Mugsketeers

the 3 mugsketeers by A mugsketeer June 14, 2022

Musketurd 

Musketurds, Three retards who are inseparable.they are the bestest of friends and can never be separated they always have each other’s backs and are a pretty funny and word group who got th name from wearing 3 blow up turd costumes

Man:1 Look those are the musketurds!
Man:2 man those people are inseparable they call them the three musketurds

Musketurd by Musketurds July 7, 2018

mulleteer 

3 men with mullets thinking they are fighting for justice by looking bad ass.

the mulleteers are in the bar looking "bad ass" as usuall. little to their knowing a women is alone. the mulleteers being the super bad ass party animals feel the uncontrolable urge to help this lonely woman revive her night by looking extremely bad ass.

mulleteer by shmorts March 22, 2009