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Muppeting 

Sticking ones hand up anothers anus, as if putting a puppet on your hand, then proceeding to move hand in speaking motion while listening to partner scream like a muppet.
Sam was muppeting two girls last night like a puppet master, how he do that.
Muppeting by spoofcake September 17, 2017

muptizer 

Kenzie your a little muptizer
muptizer by Mupo5rt October 13, 2020

Mulletize 

The act of giving someone a mullet
The barber mulletized Joe

Mulletize 

I asked the lady at the salon to mulletize my hair, but she said I need to grow it out more
Mulletize by Brephilson July 10, 2022

Muppetitus

A rare genetic defect that can affect anything from frogs to pigs to even people. It turns the individual's skin into a felt-like substance and causes them to sing randomly. Most people infected with the gene are forced to live on Sesame Street, where documentaries are frequently shot to show their lives.
"See that frog with the banjo? I think he has Muppetitus,"
Muppetitus by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

MuppetSexual

Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.
Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?
MuppetSexual by shitfungus January 25, 2024