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80's cleaning montage 

cleaning up a mess in extremely fast motion while music is playing, made popular by 80's sitcoms
Person 1: Uhh, this is going to take forever to clean!

Person 2: Not if we use an 80's cleaning montage. Lets go!

mlg montage 

An MLG Montage is a mix of random shit, illuminati, doritos, MTD, Sanic, A LOT OF COD HITMARKS!, Airhorns, Snoop dog, 420, Swag, Noscopez, XxXxX, Etc.

The video's of this shit is most commonly a parody of a game, movie or song.
YoloSwag #1This MLG Montage is so fucking dope right now.
YoloSwag #2 Never watch them, they're dumb.
mlg montage by Yuno32897591857 January 25, 2016

getting clips for my montage 

An excuse used by online gamers when they fail. It originated with the belief anyone could make their own montage.
Guy1: Dude?! Why'd you run our there are get shot!? You should've just disarmed the bomb!

Guy2: Sorry man, I'm getting clips for my montage.

Thinking in montage 

Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.
Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...

hip-hop montage 

Director Darren Aronofsky's trademark. A short sequence of clipped images or actions shown in fast motion, accompanied by sound effects. Used to show the process and sometimes result of a certain action, most commonly (in Aronofsky's case) taking drugs.
Guy Ritchie totally ripped off the hip-hop montage in Snatch.
hip-hop montage by BrokeAccount February 9, 2005

rape montage 

An act of continously switching sex positions in bed. When video taped it could actually look like a montage.
Hey man, me and Angnus had the biggest fucking rape montage last night.