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Golden Monsoon 

The act of breaking up with your now insignificant other. First make sure you have a fan, a ceiling fan will not get the desire effect- a box fan is preferred. While the person is sleeping turn the box fan in their their direction, preferably towards their face. Then begin to urinate into the fan. The urine will resemble a yellow-golden monsoon. Grab your shit and get out and stay out, do not pass go, and do not return a phone call. Congratulation you have now given someone a golden monsoon.
My now ex girlfriend Cinnamon (her stage name) was given a golden monsoon when we broke up after I found out she slept with my Aunt Tammy.
Golden Monsoon by CUL-DIS-SAC July 23, 2016

mongolian monsoon 

A mongolian monsoon happens when you are having anal sex, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. You then flip her/him around, cum in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch'em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their ass.
I gave my girlfriend a mongolian monsoon last week and my friggin' room still stinks!
mongolian monsoon by marky's mark December 28, 2007

Poon Monsoon 

I thought it was raining when I had sexy with Cindy when she had a poon monsoon!
Poon Monsoon by VisexXxEvans April 20, 2010

Indian Monsoon 

When one has anal sex with a female, and she passes gas while the penis is in her anal cavity. In some cases this is painful.
Hey man, are you O.K.? You seem to be walking funny today.

Sorry, I'm just a little sore. Shantell gave me the good ol' Indian Monsoon last night.

Anal Cavity
Indian Monsoon by G-DIDDI February 14, 2012

Jinkx Monsoon 

Jinkx Monsoon is the winner of season 5 of Rupaul's drag race! She is the best queen ever and she's really funny! Jinkx's motto is "Water off a duck's back." She did a really awesome snatch game of Little Edie.
Jinkx Monsoon is my favourite queen!
Jinkx Monsoon by rupaul2021 February 21, 2021

sulfur monsoon 

A not-for-profit music project based out of North Florida, with subject matter stretching to the far corners of the universe. It is devoted to transcendental music compositions, layering instruments with various noises and atmospheric vibrances. It is a gas cloud blooming backward a 3-petaled flower hanging limp behind the ear of god. The visual art corresponding to this work is created for the sleepy parts of your brain, the parts that dare to dream but with no colorful reference. Sleeping giants, if you will. The crucial ligaments of cognition resting under blankets of drone-media on pillows of television screens. Sulfur Monsoon was created to wake you up.
"that dope music project is subterrestrial! it must be Sulfur Monsoon."

"those flowers are blooming on the opposite side of the rainbow spectrum. it reminds me of Sulfur Monsoon lyrics."
sulfur monsoon by schoolhouse February 7, 2010