Spin Mop 

An ingenious invention, the Spin Mop is a complete cleaning system that can be used to take care of unbelievable messes. It has a washer-side and a dryer-side, both foot-powered, to allow optimal use if the microfiber mop.

Have you seen the Spin Mop infomercial? I was totally amazed when they used it to clean the walls and floor of a filthy convenience store bathroom.

Spin Mop by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014

Slop Mop 

A woman of ill repute who has rightfully earned her shame by hooking-up with anyone and is willing to do anything.

Friend 1: Damn, Jenny will hook-up with just about anyone, and she is such a freak!

Friend 2: Oh, honey, I know. I feel bad for her future husband. The girl's just a slop mop.

Slop Mop by mebematt77 December 3, 2009

Sharp as a mop 

A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.

You're sharp as a mop.

Sharp as a mop by urban-grl June 25, 2016

Don't you have something to mop up? 

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.

Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?

Don't you have something to mop up? by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009

Switzerland Mop 

when a girl sits on someone's face with her vagina and wipes it all over that person's face from forehead to chin and ear to ear.

That guy has syphilis or gonorrhea on his nose because he let that smut give him the Switzerland Mop. So he went back and gave that slore the dolphin.

Switzerland Mop by Jerz Joker March 25, 2011

Sloppy mop

A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking

My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop

Sloppy mop by Illgiveyemaaskined June 13, 2016

snot mop 

A mustache, sometimes unkempt and thick.

Guy 1: Dude get rid of your snot mop. It looks disgusting!
Guy 2: I can't help it. This is my kleenex, I'm too lazy to wipe my nose despite the fact that there's a kleenex box 2 feet away from me.
Guy 1: *facepalm*

snot mop by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 27, 2010