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Shawn Michaels 

The greatest wrestler ever. Period. He owns you. And he did not screw over Brett Hart damnit. It was Vince. It was all his fault.
Vince screwed Brett Hart. Not Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels by NeverDeath_VMK January 19, 2005

shawn michaels 

Shawn Michaels is arguably the best, greatest wrestler in the WORLD! That can easily be backed up. He wins most of his matches. He is the showstopper! Bam, sweet chin music and 1,2,3! Ding ding ding! The showstopper wins! If anyone does not like him as a very good and talented wrestler then they should start by getting a life! Shawn deserves to be the WWE champion! He IS the most respected wrestler in the WWE!
ME: Hey Dad, look, it's Shawn Michaels! This is an opportunity of a life time!

Dad: It certainly is! And look, there's the super-gay, Randy Orton.

ME: Hey, gay! Shawn Michaels is gonna beat your sorry ass!

Randy Orton: Oh no he wont!

Shawn Michaels: Oh yes I will!

Randy Orton: I'll just RKO you!

Shawn Michaels: You couldn't RKO a dead fly!

Randy Orton: Oh yes I could!

Shawn Michaels: Do it then.

Randy Orton: I can't!
shawn michaels by Alex C Brown February 29, 2008

Michaeling 

The act of "Day dreaming" or sleeping with your eyes open.
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was just Michaeling
Michaeling by keccalex January 7, 2011

Shawn Michaels 

A fantastic wrestler who is detested by immature wankers who worship Bret Hart, due to the fact that Bret whined and sullied Michaels' name to wrestling publication writers whenever he wasn't getting his way, and the idiot fanatics were foolish enough to buy it. I guess you can't blame the Shitman for being jealous of someone who was so much younger, more exciting, more charismatic and better looking, but its a shame he let his insecurity get the best of him.
Get over it whiners. Bret Hart is long gone, and isn't coming back, whereas Shawn Michaels is still wrestling **** matches. Shawn won.
Its funny how his fans consider Shawn to be the arrogant one when Bret is the one has a slogan referencing himself as being 'the BEST there is, was, and ever will be'! Right, how humble.
Shawn Michaels by blackrose05 October 26, 2005

Brett Michaels 

(adj.) excessively large and fake.
"That girl has Brett Michaels tits."
(Watch Rock of Love. The word will make so much more sense.)
Brett Michaels by tits s. January 18, 2009

Shawn Michaels 

a born again Christian, he was/is one of the greatest in ring performers ever in professional wrestling history, the main eventer, the showstopper, mr. wrestlemania. has put on some of the greatest matches ever such as the first ever ladder match, first ever hardcore match, was the first man to go the distance in the royal rumble from the number 2 spot, first ever grand slam champion, 4 time wwe/world heavyweight champion. one of the greatest if not the greatest pro wrestlers ever.
Shawn Michaels is one of the greatest wrestlers ever.
Shawn Michaels by Buddy October 13, 2006