Melty Chocolate Bar 

When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit

Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.

Melty Chocolate Bar by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 April 19, 2023

Melty Cunt 

An individual who is an idiot, retard, weapon, belter, twat, melt and cunt all wrapped into one.

Did you see Sean the other day? What a Melty Cunt!

He was all over every single girl last night, like a serial sex pest, groping and grinding and not getting anywhere with it, felt the pain off every single girl, what a Melty Cunt!

Melty Cunt by Curtisa88 October 25, 2024

Fatt Melty 

A custom made Bacon Cheeseburger using Grilled Cheese Sandwiches instead of hamburger buns. An ultimate delicacy.

We were hanging out about to watch UFC, so we fired up the grill and griddle to make Fatt Meltys for everyone.

Fatt Melty by FreedomCostsABuckOFive July 19, 2010

Hop On Melty 

Slang for engaging in anal and orally sexual intercourse between two men; to be split roasted

"Yo Adagie, wanna hop on melty with Mugen?"
"Sure man, I'll get a backshot on him"

Hop On Melty by cum_man4710 December 15, 2021

Hop on Melty 

A term commonly used by lesbian fighting game players to refer to passionate sloppy sex

"Hey, wanna hop on melty again tonight?"
"As long as you make sure to not make a fuss midway through"

Hop on Melty by CaraShtipant August 14, 2023

Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball 

When a girl is passed out naked at a party cause the dumb bitch cant handle her liquor. You proceed to take a dump in a toilet, put on a latex glove and grab a turd that looks like a meatball, and take it out of the toilet and place it on the hole of her vagina. She proceeds to wake up in the morning and looks down and see's a mooshey melting meatball looking turd slammed in her taco.

Yo Megan couldn't handle those yeagerbombs last week, its a shame cause she woke up with a Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball between her legs.

Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball by Le Wubbie November 10, 2008

mental melty 

when you just can't because your brain is just like " " you know? yeah

Can't really talk right now my brain is all mental melty.

mental melty by Dick0M0d3 May 8, 2023