Operant Meditation

Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely

We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"

Operant Meditation by Westward Idealist June 8, 2020

Ring ding meditation 

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

Ring ding meditation by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018

wizard medication 

Colloquial name of novel psychedelic compound 25i-NBOMe, a more potent chemical derivative of better known psychedelic 2C-I. The compound is noted for its particularly intense visual effects, and pronounced stimulant properties. Users report the experience instilling an all-encompassing, almost childlike joy, as well as the feeling that they are combatants against evil (hence 'wizard').

Merle: Damn bro, you need to lay off the wizard medication. All I've heard from your room all night is Fuck Buttons!
Kevin: But it's the perfect soundtrack to stirring the cosmos! By the way, I am a wizard.

wizard medication by J.R. Ustler September 30, 2012

Medibating 

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

Medibating by JHorton09 June 1, 2011

Meditating Monkey 

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

Meditating Monkey by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

buttery meltation fetish 

the fetish in which someone applies solid butter between there ass cheeks holding them together until it melts then rubbing the liquidified butter on themselves

'have you ever met someone with a buttery meltation fetish?'

buttery meltation fetish by randomdefiner123 January 20, 2015

Meditative 

A state of meditation that is brought about by the enviornment. It is often a sudden spontaneous transition from everyday thought to calm meditaton.

1. The soothing rythm of the train i was riding on brought me into a meditative state
2. I went to the beach today and felt so laid back and one with the scenery, it was totally meditative.

Meditative by fnky March 29, 2009