Thomas Markle

A father who lies about his youngest daughter, Meghan Markle, for money.

A father who repeatedly trashes his daughter then asks how he can fix their relationship.
A faker of medical emergencies.

Thank God my dad is nothing like Thomas Markle!

Thomas Markle by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

Meghan Markle 

When you spend $2 Million suing someone only to be awarded $1.26 by the court and land up outing yourself to the world as a liar.

This new business plain sounds like a Meghan Markle.

Meghan Markle by MontyPythonCHAZ January 7, 2022

The Markle Effect 

A castle built on sand. Corrupted by one persons touch. To be royally f*cked up. To rot from the inside.

She swanned in and acted as though she was Queen. We thought the extra publicty would be beneficial. In truth the whole thing turned to sh*t. They call it The Markle Effect. We are royally f*cked.

The Markle Effect by Deranger March 17, 2023

The Markle Claw 

A terrifying vice-like grip usually to be witnessed when an overbearing female wants her quarry to know that he's trapped and will never get away from her.

A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.

Wow! Did you see that?! Rachel just pulled The Markle Claw on Danny. He's in trouble now!

The Markle Claw by Ada Shuffle August 16, 2022

Meghan Markle 

To value yourself and mental health enough to up and leave a room / situation / environment in which your authentic self is not welcomed or wanted.

It's important to add this definition as well, given then the rest on this page seem to resemble a Meghan Markle hate-page, and we don't stand for this sort of thing.

Person A: Where's Ryan?
Person B: Oh, he Meghan Markled.

Meghan Markle by luna20m January 26, 2020

Meghan Markle 

To leave a toxic group or situation and distance yourself from them/it

She pulled a Meghan Markle and left the sorority after they told her she needed to lose weight.

Meghan Markle by Twinlemon July 2, 2020

Meghan Markle 

Vebr.
Past tense: Meghan Markled
to Meghan Markle - to value yourself and mental health enough to up and leave a room / situation / environment in which your authentic self is not welcomed or wanted.

- Where's Ryan?
- He Meghan Markled

Meghan Markle by IMK2 January 27, 2020