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mandingo 

The stereotypical "man" in a homosexual relationship. The counter term is "mandissa," which refers to the stereotypical "female." For example, a mandingo would open the door for his mandissa, he would pay for dinner on dates, he would actively pursue his mandissa. Generally, the mandingo is the top, or the inserter, during intercourse. Most mandingos could pass for straight, while mandissas are obviously gay.
OMG! Look at that mandingo's hairy chest. I just want him to tear off my clothes and eat me.
mandingo by cbarbs May 27, 2006

Mandingo 

A really hot chick with big hooters, often found in their natural habitat of office like employment driving their co-workers mad with there extreme hotness. Can also be referred to as dingo for a more generic plural meaning.
Dude#1: Dude!! did you see Mandingo?!?!
Dude#2: Yeah!! She made my hair nubbins stand up!!
Mandingo by DunkMonkey January 31, 2007

Mandingo 

A massive stool that makes you weep like a baby while passing it, due to its length and girth.
I ate way too many eggs and cheese last night. As a result the mandingo I had this morning nearly ripped me in half.
Mandingo by sourkraut May 9, 2014

mandingo 

MANDANGO's lil' bro, not as strong or powerful
MANDANGO knocked out his lil' bro Mandingo with his monster
mandingo by wallball April 14, 2008

Mandingo 

Someome called Nick Tooley who has a massive cock and can knock people out by whipping it around, when he wanks he needs to extend his arms 240 m forward to get to the tip, Nick also pulls all of the chicks with his Mandingo
Nick has a huge Mandingo
Mandingo by Bcsjksks March 24, 2019

Mandingo 

A mandingo is a slang for a large ass dick (like mine you know im sayin)
Girl 1: girl id like to suck Thorbjørns mandingo (me)
Girl 2: yall cant get it in the mouth dawg what you thinkin bitch
Girl 1: oh yeah i forgot that