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Lobsterism 

A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.
Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?
Lobsterism by LobsterLover68 October 2, 2019

Lobsterization 

The state of being lobsterized; the alteration of the pigment egregiously causing the skin to represent and inauspicious darker coloring that from laying in the sun for prolonged time causing an orange or red power ranger like transformation. Lobsterization
"I'm sure you'll get to see my Lobsterization after our many shenanigans under the sun without ample sundcreen."
Lobsterization by Brannyac March 16, 2015

couch loitering 

This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.
Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.
couch loitering by m65 December 1, 2014

Lobsterism 

1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".

2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.
"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."
(intransitive senses)
To participate in looting

Source: vernacular overheard in radio interview with a New Orleans resident.
There was a Krogers, and at first I saw some other people lootering...
lootering by jaydub69 September 15, 2005

LOTTERING 

Lottering: associated with attributes of love,kindness and greatness.
She must be a Lottering.
LOTTERING by B.R.P.L March 17, 2020