Bottom Librarian 

When you're struggling at the bottom of the class, find the ugliest TA. She's the bottom librarian you hook up with to get an A in the class.

How did Anthony get an A in the class? He plowed the bottom librarian all the way to the top!

Bottom Librarian by UrbanPlow69$ July 29, 2018

Grumpy Librarian 

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.

Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.

Grumpy Librarian by Carlofduty March 30, 2019

Naughty Librarian 

Hot ass chick that wears glasses. Usually defined as a woman that bears a hint of innocence to her look, but is without a doubt hotter than "MAGMA"

Jules, the love of my life is a naughty librarian.

Naughty Librarian by Mattyboyee June 2, 2003

Sexy Librarian 

A girl who's the best catch around. Sexy, gorgeous, smart. A renaissance girl who is wanted by every guy.

Damn, Sharon sure is a Sexy Librarian.

Sexy Librarian by sirslappy69 June 3, 2011

sexy librarian 

To have very attractive features (usually the face) accentuated by "librarian-esque " glasses. Women who are sexy librarians don't have to work at libraries but they, at times, tend to be shy about their looks thereby adding to the "sexylibrarian" stature.

Alonso : Dude, Lisa's a Sexy Librarian because she gots a fine face, body and those glasses. But she denies it.
Jose: Yeah man she sure is. Can you believe she actually used to work at a Library?? I'd squank her. Just thinking of her makes me need a shanky.

sexy librarian by Lurias_S January 24, 2007

closet librarian 

one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.

Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.

closet librarian by NOTMYNECK August 13, 2007

Sneaky Librarian 

Slamming a book shut on someone's junk while they are asleep.

My husband wouldn't stop snoring so I got a dictionary and gave him a sneaky librarian.

Sneaky Librarian by FNG2UD April 20, 2010