lemon shoveling 

The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.

Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.

lemon shoveling by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

Lemon Surfer 

1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Surfers who aren't very smart.

Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!

Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!

Lemon Surfer by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010

lemon stealing whores 

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

lemon stealing whores by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

Lemon Skin

A slang term for an Asian, usually Chinese. It is a comparison of the colour an Asian persons skin, to the colour of lemon skin.

Hey Jimmy, look at that Lemon Skin over there taking a picture!

Lemon Skin by dcdef November 22, 2011

easy peasy lemon squeezy 

slang phrase (from an old British detergent commercial) used to express that something was quickly and easily done.

the claim processes was easy peasy lemon squeezy

easy peasy lemon squeezy by nick_f November 4, 2009

lemon sluts 

A group of 3 or more females who go out to parties and make out with each other but are not real lesbians.

"Those girls are being lemon sluts!"

or

"Gladstone girls are lemon sluts"

lemon sluts by Blahhhhhhhh June 25, 2008

lemon shit 

when a shit burns your ass

oh fuck me that burnt, i just had a lemon shit

lemon shit by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018