lightning retard

A person who is both slow and fast at the same time. this person may not actually have a disability however acts in the fashion that they do.

how Tyler is being such a lightning retard right now

lightning retard by cockhaver5000 August 22, 2021

Heat Lightning 

Typically associated with weather, heat lightning is simply lightning. The nature of it can also be categorized with other words such as energy, spark, charge, etc. Weather aside, this phenomenon can be used to describe physical chemistry such as an intense feeling and/or moment.

When he kissed me, I went from cold to hot instantly...like heat lightning.

Heat Lightning by RahnBurgundy July 23, 2013

Lee Lightning

A girl thats a scene poser, thinks she has so much friends when not that many people like her. she makes jewelry out of foam and thinks its the shit. She also thinks she's famous, when only hannah montanna fans know her. She makes fake accounts and so do her friends to make it seem like she's famous. She thinks she has Alopecia, but really shes just a lier. This girl made youtube videos but didnt want to handle all the haters so she blamed someone for getting a girl to beat her up.

Lee Lightning: I think im so cool
Lee's friend: buy lee's foam jewelry its so great.
Everyone: no one likes foam jewelry and your not that cool lee, and your not famous.

Lee Lightning by 548Star April 15, 2009

ride the lightning

To be executed by electrocution. Most commonly, the electric chair.

"Ole' boy's gonna ride the lighting for killing that man."

And you, Elaine. You'd die, too, and my curse is knowing I'll be there to see it. That's my punishment, you see? My punishment for letting John Coffey ride the lightning. For killing a miracle of God.

ride the lightning by DZ March 15, 2004

lightning mclean 

A name for the ship between Jason Grace and Piper McLean in Rick Riordan's series The Heros of Olympus. Jason is a son of Zeus so he has lightning powers, thus providing the "Lightning" part of Lightning McLean. Piper's last name is McLean, adding that to the ship name. Most people prefer the ship name Jasper for this couple, but Lighning McLean is sometimes thought to be a more fun alternative, as it sounds like Lightning McQueen, the main character in the Disney-Pixar movie Cars.

Fangirl: I love the ship Lightning McLean!!!!

lightning mclean by Idkjustsomestuff January 10, 2015

lightning blade

when you have sex with a girld and just before you cum you pull out and instantly thrust it again at the speed of lightning for the killing blow

Hey man how was the date?
Oh it was great although i had to resort to using lightning blade

lightning blade by Thefunnyguy124 April 22, 2018

Lightning Water 

A high-proof, high octane, alcohol that is a blend of homemade whiskey and moonshine.

“I see you don’t have your teeth in today”
“I hit the lightning water a little too hard last night”

Lightning Water by Kaoticnoise December 25, 2018