mike kaelin 

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

mike kaelin by mike kaelin June 1, 2018

Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.

The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.

Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022

Kaelyn 

Kaelyn is the girl who will always be there for you no matter what! She’s a sweet,kind,caring human being! She can be a bitch when she wants to but you gotta believe she will always be there for you! She is a beautiful,confident young lady and is going to be a world known person by the time she’s an adult! She’s stunning and is always ready for a challenge! Always there to help! With boys or life, she can sometimes “spill the tea” but she can’t control it! She had a heart of gold! She has an ass and thighs and beautiful brown eyes! Always there if you need a shoulder to cry on and never gonna let you down. Hoes over Bros any day. Once she finds the boy she loves/likes she will not stop until she has him, but that shouldn’t be very hard! If you get a Kaelyn in your life don’t let her go, that’s your rider:)

Person 1:who is that!?
Person 2:that’s kaelyn

Person 1:damn I need her in my life
Person 2:yeah everyone does

Kaelyn by user3324 November 27, 2018

Kalinda 

Kalinda is the smart, sexy, loving, kindhearted kind of person.
After you've got to know her you will probably fall in love with her.
You should treat this girl like she's special, because she actually is.

"Woah! Who was that cutie?!"

"Yeah, that's Kalinda"

"Dude, I wish I could get girls like her, shes damn sexy"

"Yeah, she's an angel"

Kalinda by YouKnowWho^^ January 14, 2013

kelina 

Kelina is a girl that is very special in every way she can make you smile but don't get on her bad side for she can make you wish you where never alive she is so beautiful all the guys want her she does not wear much make up for that she is very natural she has a sassy but sweet attitude she will be your best friend kelinas are very hard to find but when you find one you will love her even if you do not know it yet

Guy 1 : woah did you see kelina today?

Guy 2 : Yeah I wish I had a girl like that:(

kelina by Itsyoboiiskinnypenis June 21, 2017

kaline

Kaline's are very sweet loving and caring.They tend to care way to much sometimes about everyone else but themselves. They would most times give you the shirt right off their back.When in groups there very shy and self conscious but once warmed up are the life of the party loud funny and fun.Most Kalines are spontaneous and love adventure.In the bedroom there very private but a tad on the freaky side but love to cuddle up to their other half to a great love movie and have that one on one time with the one they love. Kalines are hard-working and pretty independent but would love to have the man/woman of their dreams sweep them off their feet and take control and take care of them in every aspect of life. Kalines are also known to have a sixth sense and have been told they might have some psychic abilities.on a scale of 1-10 Kaline's are rated at 9.9 for perfection if you are ever lucky enough to meet a Kaline hold on tight and dont let go she would be someone you want on your side.Shes probably the most trusting friend/lover/child/parent you will ever meet.

Kaline where do you want to go to dinner this evening?

kaline by Kaline May 4, 2017

Kaglins 

A person who follows the footsteps of Tumblrea.

Random Person: Tumblrea ur vids suck

Kaglins: TITTY SNIFFER!!!

Kaglins by vintx November 13, 2017