Javi Perez 

Dicese de aquella persona que es puto amo y se las folla a todas

Javi Perez puto amo se las folla a todas

Javi Perez by carloos22 May 7, 2015

Javi el alto 

tall person, heart of gold, always gives you a couple of puffs to drown your sorrows.

I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry, Javi el alto.

Javi el alto by javithetall November 21, 2021

Javi Moment 

A moment when OCD kicks in, causing an analysis of food. Or the sudden urge to be sanitary and clean.

Oh no! My meat looks pink and undercooked. Javi moment time!

Javi Moment by skatman465 October 10, 2024

Javi-esque 

When your mate plays a stinker of a ball on clubs, or just does something outright ridiculous.

“Oh mate that was Javi-esque”

Javi-esque by Pablo Elfbar November 28, 2024

pulling a javi 

walking away suddenly

“Aight guys, i’m pulling a javi.”

pulling a javi by Bisthucc July 2, 2019

pulling a Javi 

Fucking 20 guys at the Age of 20 while not showing up to work

I was pulling a Javi last night.

pulling a Javi by GR8WHITE September 12, 2015

Dude-Javi-Bro 

A conundrum indeed. "Dude-Javi...bro" has been used in more contexts than I care to recall. But there is one consistent message conveyed whenever "Dude-Javi-bro" is uttered. That message is either along the vein of really positive, such as something exceptionally cool or amazing or shocking that transpired, or something negative, as if someone just buggled and screwed up.

Example for I:
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.

Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.

Dude-Javi-Bro by Chadbro April 14, 2008