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"Don't be a Jakub"
Russian boy Who thinks he is polish. gay ass Bitch, Plays binweevils all day and takes graphic pictures of kids
Jakub is a nonce
jakub by Endois January 31, 2018
The kind of dude that still plays 360 in 2020, has a hairline shaped like dogshit, bullies kids to seem cool while getting bullied himself.
A: Hi, I'm Jakub
B: Oooo fuck "run"
A: Why everybody run away from me, I'm bullying my self.
JAKUB by Tyvieskok May 16, 2020
He is super gay and has no friends with a small penis
Wow Jakub is so gay
Jakub by Dat bigg boi January 30, 2019
A little shit who is so trash at fortnite and he is super gay! Nobody likes him because hes a nonce and eats his friends shit
Boy 1: Look at Jakub
Boy 2:yea he looking like shit
Jakub by motherfucker122345 June 30, 2020
The name itself comes from poland. Therefore Jakub means lazy and weird he always plays games and is known as a lazy person that sits at the laptop all day not even bothering about sleeping (Only while class) This person is known to have Pure Dumb Luck which means that they are lucky with dumb answers.
Jakub: Hey, I passed the test!
Alex: How? It was impossible...
Jakub: My name is Jakub!
Alex:I know that...
Jakub: My name is Jakub !
Alex: ...Dumb Luck...
Jakub by iiFlakeTheKing September 13, 2018