self-isolating

The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.

"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."

self-isolating by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

self-isolation high horsery 

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

self-isolation high horsery by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020

isolationism 

The Founding Fathers told us to follow NONINTERVENTION you fucking idiot.

"Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations — entangling alliances with none." -Thomas Jefferson

The Founding Fathers followed noninterventionism, not isolationism.

isolationism by david smith, jr. March 26, 2008

Coherent Unresponsive Verbal Isolation (CUVI)

A state of mind when one is mentally aware of the communication amongst oneself, nevertheless, unable to physically produce a verbal response, due to a feeling similar to exhaustion, interfering with the desire to communicate.

Coherent Unresponsive Verbal Isolation (CUVI): Similar feeling like being stoned or in a coma, yet you are 100% sober, you just don't want to, and can't verbally respond. Like being stuck.
You're coherent of your surroundings, yet you are verbally unresponsive and isolated to others trying to communicate with you. (CUVI)

Coherent Unresponsive Verbal Isolation (CUVI) by SSBalloon March 7, 2012

isolation 

In poker, a technique in which a player reraises a weaker player's bet, trying to play him heads-up (one on one) by making it expensive for any other players to call.

Bruce Lee: LaVar Arrington used isolation on Warren Sapp and forced Urlacher, Shaq and Busta Rhymes to fold.
Jose Contreras: LaVar is a fucking monster at poker, I'd never sit down with him.

isolation by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005

Isolation 

To be alone and nobody is around

What Jack Pulinko feels is full on isolation

Isolation by JackHesmelllinkos October 17, 2019

Italian Isolationist 

Nickname given to Kobe Bryant by Colin Cowherd of Sports Nation.

The Italian Isolationist could easily take the Akron Hammer in a game of 1-on-1

Italian Isolationist by CrunchyDeluxe November 10, 2009