The spanish inquisition 

something that you didnt expect jumping into your room right about now

no one expects the spanish inquisition

The spanish inquisition by DATBOOMGUY October 14, 2020

Spanish Inquisition 

An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.

The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.

Spanish Inquisition by Nickidewbear November 25, 2011

canis inquisition 

When your dog sniffs you suspiciously after you've been around other dogs.

So, she has two dogs and when I got home after hanging out at her house my dog gave me the canis inquisition - it was like being interrogated by the cops

canis inquisition by tyrannosaurusrick February 17, 2010

Position/Inquisition?

A phrase asked when cut off in mid conversation by someone who doesnt have the patience to hear your explanation. If they choose "Inquisition", they choose an explanation. If they choose "Position", they choose blunt response on what you feel.

Friend 1: Dude, U think I should holla at shorty in the 5inch stets, with the pocahontas down her back?

Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....

Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?

Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?

Friend 1: What's ur position?

Friend 2: Hell No! Period!

Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?

Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!

Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...

Position/Inquisition? by Liqr1 August 22, 2010

Sprainish Inquisition 

When you never expected to sprain your ankle during a walk.

Me: Ouch!

Friend: What's up my dude?
Me: I just sprained my ankle because of that curb!

Friend: Aw man, that's some Sprainish Inquisition right there homie.

Sprainish Inquisition by Krizonaux August 29, 2019

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

French Inquisition by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

French Inquisition by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020