Humpty Dumpty 

Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.

Look at that Humpty Dumpty!

Humpty Dumpty by The Fate October 16, 2011

Humpty Dump 

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.

Humpty Dump by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

Humpty humped me 

A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.

When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!

Humpty humped me by Mrs. Johnson January 11, 2007

humpty dumpty 

Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.

Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.

humpty dumpty by tyrannicaltbagger April 25, 2007

Humpty Cunt 

A female trying to do a man's job. Any cunt who has a job as a police officer or fire fighter. A bitch who gets paid for a job they can't do.

Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home where she can clean house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty cunt is useless.
That lazy humpty cunt has never earned her paycheck!

Humpty Cunt by Scammer Steve April 9, 2008

Humpty Dumpty 

When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.

"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"

Humpty Dumpty by dg1189 February 20, 2010

Humpty Trumpty

the fairy tale alter eg(g)o of so-called president Donald Trump. Even in the fairy tale world he can't make America great again.

Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Trumpty had a great fall. With all his queenly horses and all his queenly men, Humpty Trumpty just couldn't make America great again.

Humpty Trumpty by Parker A. Davis March 28, 2019