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hooper's pedo ring

Targets special ed that cannot testify against hooper
hooper's pedo ring Just nabbed another special ed

Kansas muffin hooper 

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.
Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

molly hooper

one time, molly hooper slapped me across my dumb idiot face. thrice. it was AWESOME. - the one poop baby sherlock holmes
molly hooper by mollyfuckinghooper January 23, 2014

brian hooper 

a small quadraspazed object used by laides (mostly in essex) to clean piss off themselves..

also used widely across flying types to define a bad landing..
Shaz: "I really need to Brian Hooper my minge tonight.. "
brian hooper by brian hooper June 19, 2010

drink de' hooper 

An alcoholic drink that contains just enough fruit juice to tint the color of the clear alchol. The rest of the drink is filled to the rim with alcohol. Mostly consumed by south orange county teens or one Dad.
Bro wanna take out the bmw tonight and go drinking
Only if we drink the drink de' hooper!
Hells yeah dude
drink de' hooper by Ban3 May 21, 2017

Turf Hooper 

A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.
Turf Hooper by sammy_3100 June 17, 2007