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Redneck Holy Water 

Also known as Pabst Blue Ribbon or PBR. Possibly the most popular alcoholic beverage throughout every trailerpark and hole in the wall bar in America. Its cheap, tastes like carbonated urine, and will have you fathering bastard children and breakin your parole in no time. Also a popular choice beverage for scenesters, stupid college kids, and toothless biker whores.
PBR? Man, you've really lowered your standards to Redneck Holy Water?
Redneck Holy Water by Skipper420 January 7, 2010

sponge in the holy water real fast 

when you are at a wake and are about to cry then you find a sponge in the holy water and you start laughing real fast
When my aunt arlene died i pulled a sponge in the holy water real fast

american holy water 

Filling a Walmart brand water bottle with semen, boiling it, and then giving it to hookers for 20 bucks
I gave the girl who hangs out behind Arby's a bottle of American holy water yesterday

polish holy water 

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

COVID Holy Water

COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.

It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.
43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water

12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.

12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.

12: Amen.
COVID Holy Water by K_IRL October 16, 2020