here in my garage 

The ad on YouTube about some guy who is obsessed with knowledge and has a Lamborghini where he drives in Hollywood hills while reading a book a day

Here in my garage I bought this new Lamborghini but you know what I like more knowledge

here in my garage by Derp Crab April 30, 2016

here for it

A phrase that expresses pleasure or support for something

Girl #1: Have you seen Jake's new haircut?
Girl #2: yes girl it looks bangin. I'm so here for it

here for it by derpadil April 14, 2016

here's the kicker 

basically.. here is the ironic, or surprise part of what someone is telling you

I went to the store yesterday, here's the kicker, I saw Mr. Dirks, my math teacher!

here's the kicker by herekicker August 19, 2008

Here Comes The Kraken

A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.

Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.

Here Comes The Kraken by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008

Here and Now Relationship 

A romantic relationship based in the present time between two people who choose to enjoy and love each other, without looking back at past relationships and without allowing baggage to cloud the enjoyment of the here and now relationship. The here and now relationship excludes future marriage proposals, excludes long-term expectations and excludes mutual goal planning as a couple. The here and now relationship is accepting of each other, is committed but the couple chooses to keep focused on today, not the past and not the future. The here and now relationship has the freedom to evolve into a permanent relationship if the couple chooses and the opposite is true, it has a downside potential risk of one person wanting more and chooses to terminate that relationship.

1. The woman at the party asked me if we were thinking of marriage, I told her we have a “here and now relationship”
2. A couple who accept their obligations may prohibit them from developing a permanent relationship as in one person moves to east coast and the other stays on the west coast, they are happy to engage in a “here and now relationship” until the obligation surfaces.
3. My mate is uncertain if I am the one for him. We both love each other and enjoy being together. I am accepting of a “here and now relationship” but he is at risk of losing me if I decide I want more.

Here and Now Relationship by LPMcG March 6, 2012

Here's the scoop

this is whats happening

Do you know what is happening? Yep, here's the scoop

Here's the scoop by Robbie Sherman August 20, 2004

Here's Your Sign 

A phrase coined by comedian Bill Engvall. The 'sign' should be worn by stupid people baring the warrning that they are infact stupid. When someone does something stupid, you can simply tell them 'Here's your sign...'

In the lost luggage section of an airport...

Bill Engvall: She said, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am, you lost my luggage." She looked me right in the eye and said, "Has your plane landed yet?" "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on it! Here's your sign."

Here's Your Sign by TackyJello July 1, 2004