oh shit handle 

The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"

Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"

oh shit handle by Andrukas January 4, 2004

Handle your dirt

V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.

Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.

Handle your dirt by K. Washington July 24, 2016

jesus handle 

The handle above the windows in most cars, so called for the propensity of people to shout "Oh Jesus!" while clutching it in mortal terror at the driver's skill level or sanity.

Also known as an oh shit handle.

My aunt is such a terrible driver. Whenever she drives everyone clings to their jesus handles.

jesus handle by Ko'rhyan March 26, 2009

The Great Door Handle Scandal 

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

The Great Door Handle Scandal by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019

holy shit handle 

the handles found above the driver and passenger in most modern vehicles today, they are usually mounted on either the A-pillar or the roof beside the windows.

hey man, better grab the holy shit handle, i'm gonna hit the jump at the railroad tracks. hang the fuck on!!!

holy shit handle by Ratbiker June 11, 2007

Spam-handed 

A presumed new-and-improved, updated version of clumsy ineptitude.

The newly appointed supervisor’s handling of our workplace dilemma could only be called Spam-handed.

Spam-handed by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2018

Munich crank handle 

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person

She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

Munich crank handle by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013