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Hailey Baldwin 

A fake short model with no boobs. Only famous because she was one of Justin Biebers ex-flings. Hailey Baldwin was made because of scooter Braun giving Hailey PROMO. Hailey Rhode Baldwin is now Known as Justin Biebers fiancé.
Hailey is a beautiful girl, she is not afraid to be different from others and is a joy to be around, she helps others and loves to be around one special person. She has a wild side! Don't get her angry or you will regret it. She loves with her whole heart and she is very trustworthy
Bro 1: you got a girlfriend eh bro?
Bro 2: yea bro, he name is Hailey
Bro 1: bro, you are so lucky!
Hailey by Lexthejinxedfox July 15, 2016
Hailee is an intelligent and quiet girl who appears to be simple but is actually quite extraordinary. Beneath that shy girl fascade is a compassionate and humorous girl who is always determined to achieve her goals. Although she is often mysterious, one of the things that keeps Hailee interesting is the fact that she always has you on your toes and guessing.
Wow, she’s such a Hailee!
Hailee by crosscountry19 December 1, 2018

Pointy Haired Boss 

Refer's to Dilbert's boss, but also by association to all other mindbogglingly stupid bosses lacking foresight, technical knowledge, leadership skills, morality or tact.
"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."

"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."
Sweet

Pretty

Nice

Funny

The best friend you'll ever have

Love her so much
I love Hailee
Hailee by Ashflash_5 November 17, 2016

Lachlan Haines 

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...
dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo
Lachlan Haines by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019