Hainesport

Hainesport is a crappy town where most of the kids who live here are white people who think they're cool and act as gangsters. The students in Hainesport School are smarter than the teachers. (Well Most.) If you want to move to a quiet town I suggest you don't go here.

Hello son, how are you today?
I be straight trippin' yo. I wear clothes dat don' fit. Yo.

Or...

What'd you learn today hon?
Uhh, how to talk gangsta yo..

Hainesport by cool guy March 3, 2005

Haynesworth 

The temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

Derived from Albert Haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.

After enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my Thanksgiving dinner I was loaded up with tryptophan. The level of tiredness was so great that I had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.

Haynesworth by Moo-Money December 8, 2010

Haynesworthless

(adj.) Used to describe someone who, despite being given lucrative amounts of money and rewards, decides to whine, complain, and "sit on the sidelines due to a so-called injury" while at work, and sometimes not even come in to work, because he/she feels that everything should be about them. Also, despite the money and rewards they are being given to do their job, this person feels that they have no obligation to actually do the job they're paid for.

Guy 1: It's almost time for this meeting to start. Where's Albert?
Guy 2: I heard he wasn't coming to the meeting.
Guy 1: But isn't this meeting mandatory?
Guy 2: Yeah, but he said that the meeting didn't apply to him as an individual.
Guy 1: It's supposed to be about the team. Albert is so haynesworthless.

Haynesworthless by BlackBeltBrewerX June 19, 2010

Hantsport 

Hantsport is a small town in rural Nova Scotia Canada. The only one on the planet.

Hantsport is a small town in rural Nova Scotia Canada. The only one on the planet.

Hantsport by Son Of A G.U.N. April 29, 2012

haynesworth 

to stomp on someone

to kick some one in the head

Shut the fuck up before I Haynesworth your ass!

haynesworth by trfhkhj3euh3eu3uioioiogo October 4, 2006