Joe Hahn 

The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.

Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.

Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.

Joe Hahn by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019

Michael Hahn

Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.

"You know Michael Hahn?"
"You mean Faggot?"

Michael Hahn by Advantage Tennis Academy May 30, 2018

david hahn

A person who builds nuclear reactors out of Aluminum Foil.

David Hahn? Isnt he the Boy Scout who created a nuclear reactor at age 17?

david hahn by Ruh, Bruh November 29, 2020

the hahn effect 

Situation in which a socially awkward male is able to attract and score with a female who is waay out of his league solely due to his sexual prowess.

She's a dime, wtf is she sleeping with a 2!?!? He must have the Hahn Effect

the hahn effect by KARL GANT September 14, 2016

the hahnny hahn hahn

When a man (or a woman for that matter) takes four fingers in the ass. People later recognize your accomplishment with a four finger wave.

the hahnny hahn hahn, ass, anal, butt, four, fingers,

the hahnny hahn hahn by suggarmamma June 14, 2009

Joe Hahn 

DJ for Linkin Park, Joe also "directs" the band's music videos and some short films, in 2006 Joe suffered from a nervous breakdown which locked Joe Hahn's creative mind in place while he was brainstorming a slow motion shot for Chester Bennington in the video for "What I've Done"

Subsequently, every single Linkin Park video released after this incident has featured Chester Bennington in slow motion, and after therapy; Rob Bourdon rotating.

It is rumoured that this information is actually incorrect and the DJ was replaced by a son of Kim Jong Il as product placement detailed in Linkin Park's A Thousand Suns contract, there also theories which believe Joe Hahn is just a douche.

Subject 1: "Hey have you seen that new music video?"
Subject 2: "Nah, I heard they totally Joe Hahned it."

Joe Hahn by Lucas Mcnucas November 13, 2012

nate hahn 

He gay

“Hey look it’s nate hahn”
“Gay boi”

nate hahn by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019