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Gretchen 

In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.
"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."

"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."

"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."
Gretchen by JahJiJo December 4, 2020
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wow look at her she’s such a gretchen ‘
gretchen by Bigmouth123 November 6, 2021

Gretchen Wieners 

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen
That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

Gretchen McContent 

Any sort of content written by or associated with Internet linguist Gretchen McCulloch. Gretchen McContent includes her blog, All Things Linguistic; her podcast, Lingthusiasm; Crash Course Linguistics, which she writes for; Tom Scott's Language Files, which she also writes for; and every other linguistics resource on the internet, which she also writes for.
I used to only listen to Lingthusiasm, but now that I discovered All Things Lingustic, there's so much more Gretchen McContent?

Gretchen Wilson 

A great, good-looking country singer from the small town of Pocahontas, Illinois. Famous for being the "Redneck Woman". Gained popularity and sucess, displaying her talent with songs like "Redneck Woman", "Here for the party", "All Jacked Up", "California Girls" and other great songs. She is one of the few female country signers that is actually authentic and not some stupid, fabricated, plastic country-pop. One of the few contemporary country female artists that I am a huge fan of and buy albums from (i'm a guy).
Gretchen Wilson is actually country, and not stupid, fabricated pop-"country" music.

Gretchen Whitmer 

Gretchen Whitmer has created covid rules she herself didn't follow

Gretchen Whitmer 

Not very smart governor of Michigan
Gretchen Whitmer created some covid restrictions she herself didnt want to follow.