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gaping gabe 

When your boi gabe gets fisted so hard people mistake his asshole for the grand canyon
Yo my boi taj got gaping gabe'd. He cant walk at all.
gaping gabe by Midnightman March 2, 2017

Asian Grading Scale

The grading scale for an Asian student is typically different from that of the average American student.

When you're a normal American:

A: Stands for "AWESOME" you're doing great.

B: Above average, you're still doing good

C: Average.. you could be doing better, but you're slacking

D: Below average, you're slipping, but you can still make it up is you try

F: Well, you just failed, didn't you. No need to really explain that.

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Now, when you're ASIAN, it's A LOT different. "A" no longer stands for "awesome" anymore.

A : stands for "average" - anything below that is pretty unacceptable to your parents.

B : stands for "bad" - you're already at a below average cause all the other Asians and getting A's!

C : stands for "crap" - you're doing terrible and your parents will be pissed. They'll probably spank you or ground you, and you'll be sent to your room without dinner that night. If you DO have dinner that night, the topic to be discussed at the table is how disappointed everyone everyone is with you. This will be followed by comparisons to you and your successful siblings, cousins or fellow Asian students. That's right, your parents know every other Asian kid in your school even if you aren't friends with them. That's because your parents are friends with theirs and their parents like to brag. Bastards.

D : stands for "death" - your parents will threaten to kill you. They will not hesitate to beat the crap outta you, and when they're tired, they'll send you to your room, but once they've regained their energy they'll go into your and continue to yell and insult you. They'll take away your things (laptop, games mp3, phone, ect.) and even if pull up your grades by the next semester, you won't get them back until the semester after that. Oh yeah, you will be labeled as an embarrassment.

F : stands for "FUCKED!" Not ONLY will your parents beat the shit outta you, they'll probably make a call to your relatives in (china, korea, philippines, etc, where ever they're from) and start looking for plane tickets online. That's right, you will be sent out of the country cause your parents can't even stand to look at you anymore.

i got terrible grades and actually did fail a couple classes, but luckily i never got sent away T_T.
Asian: shit, my grades suck this semester
Friend: what are you talking about? You got A's, B's, and a C.
Asian: yeah, but on the asian grading scale that means I'll get about 2 and a half beatings and I probably won't be able to see daylight on the weekends...
Asian Grading Scale by hey girl, hey February 18, 2009

gaping bra 

(Noun)
When a small-chested female wears a molded bra that is too big for her boobies, and the bra's gaping at the top. If you're into small breasts, this is a pretty good sign. The opposite is an overflowing bra.
"I'm an A but I usually wear B cups. A gaping bra improves my bust, gives the boys something to look at, and actually makes me feel sexier."
gaping bra by Monticello-W October 20, 2016

platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.
Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.
platonic groping by annexxxx March 28, 2011

Grasping at straws 

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation
"I don't know what to do, I'm grasping at straws!"
Something often used in anal pornography. When an object, such as a mans penis, is inserted into someone's anus, stretching it, then it being removed and the anus remaining open, meaning it's possible to see inside

See also ass cave
1) In the porn i watched, it featured an ass gape

2) Dude, i screwed my girlfriend so hard last night i made her ass gape
I PUT A DILDO IN THE BIG GAPING HOLE
Gaping by Abyss03 June 13, 2018