June Gloom 

Extremely annoying late spring to early summer (and sometimes all summer long) weather phenomenon in coastal Southern California that causes relentless, damp, dreary, miserable weather with drizzle and fog for weeks without end at the beaches. It sometimes spreads into the mountains. This shocks tourists who come to 'sunny Southern California' to instead find themselves in Alaska. It spoils beach days a'plenty and for most locals is the most dreaded time of the year. Number 1 cause for Seasonal Affective Disorder in Southern California. A.k.a. May Gray.

Tourist from East Coast: We're going to sunny Southern California to celebrate Memorial Day and the start of summer.
(Tourist arrives in San Diego)
Tourist: What's up with this stupid weather. Where is the sun?
Local: This is our June Gloom. We've just entered into winter in San Diego. You'll be very lucky if you see the sun at all the next month.

June Gloom by Boxcar Bob June 12, 2007

doom and gloom 

Unfavourable conditions

Often life's not all what it seems and appears to be all doom and gloom after too many broken dreams.

doom and gloom by Hercolena Oliver March 20, 2009

ruby gloom 

A cute little girl going by the name of Ruby Gloom, is a character created by Roman Dirge. She lives aparently alone in her mansion, and enjoys riding her tricycle on the roof.
Her first book, Keys to Happiness, gives some old quotes with a twist.

Merchandised as: stickers, badges, bags, push toys, books, notespads, stationary, keyrings, posters...

"Misery loves company--but watch out, she can also be very annoying."

ruby gloom by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 13, 2005

Boozer's gloom 

The comedown after an alcholic high.

The depressing feeling you get when you stop drinking.

Me: How are you feeling?

Mate: Bloody miserable, after 10 pints last night I've got boozer's gloom

Boozer's gloom by Johnnyboyz98 April 24, 2022

Doom and Gloom Mets Fan

The first fan to enthusiastically proclaim the Mets to be the best team in the league when they're on a hot streak then denounce them entirely when they hit a rough patch

Bob: "The Mets lost 6 in a row! They suck! They all suck! Even deGrom!"
Tom: "Weren't you just saying that deGoat and the Polar Bear were going to bring the Mets to a World Series championship like last week? You doom and gloom Mets fan."

Doom and Gloom Mets Fan by Mmmmmmets August 30, 2019

Doom-and-Gloom Math 

The hypothesis that a large proportion of the people in the developed world would lack the critical thinking and quantitative skills required of a 21st-century citizen, because the politics of nativism, populism, and racism plaguing their societies have directly or indirectly brainwashed or radicalized them.

Thanks to Trumpism or right-wing politics, clothed under white supremacism or white Christian nationalism, millions of adults and children have fallen victims to the gospel of doom-and-gloom math, who blame millions of immigrants and refugees for stealing their blue-and white-collar jobs and for invading the promised land of their forefathers (who did the same thing to Native Americans).

Doom-and-Gloom Math by MathPlus April 28, 2023

ruby gloom 

a very special person, however, she tends to steal things, especially trainers. but if she does then we tell the teacher, don't we ruby gloom????

person one i.e juzzman: wheres my pencilcase???
person 2: i duno mebe ruby gloom has it

ruby gloom by ruby gloom stealer January 12, 2005