An incredibly thick penis. Because of the extreme thickness, there are no condoms that can contain this massively wide unit. In order to have intercourse, one must wiggle their dick like a worm for several minutes to burrow in even the loosest of vaginas.
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The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.
Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"
by Optiv November 25, 2019
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UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."
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- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.
- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.
- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.
- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.
- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.
- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.
Rick's dick is so big, that when he slid it up in her, he still had two hands on the base. It was like a fat kid wearing a shmedium shirt. Now Rick is known as Girth Brooks.
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