Sherkin' the gherkin 

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

Sherkin' the gherkin by Krummholio May 28, 2007

gherkin hooter 

unfeasably large nose

Peter has a gherkin hooter

gherkin hooter by 3 toed October 16, 2005

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

Gherkinson's Desease by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

jerkin the gherkin 

having a wank

i was jerkin the gherkin last night

jerkin the gherkin by tim123473 February 22, 2009

gherking 

When an individual is in a state of shock or confusion in processing events that have occurred. Often paired with a hand to chest gesture, and perhaps a rocking motion.

Example: "I was gherking when Will.I.Am told me he was a fan of Bjork"

gherking by Longislandicedhun August 12, 2015

jerkin your gherkin 

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai

"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

jerkin your gherkin by succdaddy69 May 14, 2018

Off the Gherkin 

When someone or something is "off the gherkin" they are crazy, or doing something unconventional. When someone is described as "off the gherkin" they are doing something they wouldn't normally do, or something that could be considered out of character and strange.

Something that is also very cool or lit, can also be considered as "off the gherkin". Anything that is trendy, or in fashion can also be described this way.

"Oh wow Tommy is screaming in the Walmart, he is so off the gherkin."
or
"This function is off the gherkin."

Off the Gherkin by 123Josh456 October 4, 2021