dusty furnace

Sexual foreplay act executed by packing baby powder into your ass crack, then ripping a fart into the face of your partner causing a dry cloud of hot talc laden stench to send her to orgasmic climax.

Girl- "Hey Jill. Your face looks pale, are you Ok?"

Jill- "Oh God I'm GREAT! Johnny hammered me with a dusty furnace. My eyes burned for a minute, but it was incredible!"

dusty furnace by JB 058 December 17, 2013

Took from the Furnace 

To take from another man's furnace, proclaiming your sexuality.

In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.

Carson: *takes iron*
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Took from the Furnace by ZubbyG January 24, 2020

service the furnace 

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.

While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.

service the furnace by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019

Steam furnace 

A combination of a Cleveland steamer and a Dutch oven. You shit on your lovers chest and immediately trap the warmth and scent in by holding the covers over them.

I hooked up with this chick last night and she freaked out when I gave her a steam furnace.

Steam furnace by SteamFurnace October 3, 2020

ass furnace 

When one has severe constipation then goes to taco bell and eats a fiery hot double decker taco thus resulting in the build up a steaming hot turd inside your rectal cavity.

I shouldn't of eatin that taco bell today since im constipated, now i have a steamy ass furnace and might shart my britches like a british bitch.

ass furnace by Freeze040506 February 8, 2009

Turd Furnace 

A hot female ass.

"Damn, look at the turd furnace on her!"

Turd Furnace by mbailey3 November 15, 2018

crotch furnace 

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.

This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.

crotch furnace by mattyw August 28, 2004