forbidden mombo

When someone over 18 has sex with a minor

damn me and that chick sick boned!
Dude shes 17.
thats why we did the forbidden mombo!

by Chris "mombo" January 30, 2008

Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.

'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'

by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012

Forbidden hair

see mullet

I've got forbidden hair yes i do
there given 'em to any one that means you
you can drive to europe and get one too
then you'll have forbidden hair like i do
{buy a vandals album}
{cause i cant}
{im poor}
{well not really}
{but i dont have money to spend on CDs}
{but you do}
{so buy a vandals album and make yourself happy}
{i recommend their Christmas album}
{wink}

by toby December 7, 2003

Forbidden Platypus

The act of one's tail slapping another one's genitals then proceeding to trap them in a box and beating them with a stick, causing them to suffocate and die.

Jamie received the forbidden platypus from Shane the other day, he enjoyed it thoroughly and even recorded it on tape for us to see.

by JamieReid March 19, 2011

Forbidden Love

When you love someone you can 't have. Like, if you've loved someone for a long way but they don't love you back or don't know you love them and have another partner. There's also a forbidden crush, which is similar.

"I love him. I always have. But I can't have him."

"Damn straight. He's got a girlfriend who he's crazy about! It's a forbidden love."

by justme00 May 5, 2008

Forbidden Ring of Zeus

The act of curving one's foot-long penis past the perineum, and inserting it into one's own anus.

"Dude, I like your new shirt!"
"Thanks, I'm also sporting a Forbidden Ring of Zeus!"
"Nice."

by Shi Zewr Porwn April 15, 2005

forbidden fruit

You know that really hot chick who won't seem to date anyone? She's forbidden fruit.
You know that chick who's quite prude? Her snatch is the forbidden fruit.

Damn, Lauren's so hot, but she's forbidden fruit.

by Matt August 9, 2004