melanie fontana 

Melanie fontana is a stupid white racist cracker who steals other peoples credit.

Did you hear about that racist songwriter?
Melanie fontana? Yes she is so disgusting and i hate her

melanie fontana by shooterforbts July 15, 2020

fonem 

people whom someone hangs with
;click, small gang

"Ay tell fonem hurry up I don't feel like waiting for yall

fonem by dlornx June 23, 2014

fontabuse 

The unnecessary usage of over sized typeface used to express ones current mood.

Aaron - "Check out this email I just got, the font is huge, well over 72points! I must have really pissed her off"

Kara- "Yeah man, thats some serious fontabuse"

fontabuse by ajd420 November 7, 2006

sail fone 

The term one "African" uses to explain a certain cellular telephone (one caucasian male/female may call "portable") inside ones pocket mostly the front pocket to avoid unneeded disastrous situations in which the device becomes smothered by bottom sweat and bleu cheese dressing (conveniently located in the rear pocket of most levi jeans)

nigga yous gots ta gots yo sail fone (nigga!)
...umm sir you spelled "phone" incorrectly

sail fone by pcrisp jcrisp dgrr September 11, 2005

Fontee 

Noun; user of an internet message board who consistently abuses the ability to change the font one's message is displayed in, often rendering the text unreadable. More often than not a newbie.

I can't read what you're saying, fontee.

Fontee by Joey Roe April 27, 2006

fantello 

n: fetus aft Horatio Fantello, the first fetus

"The sonogram revealed a healthy, 16-week-old fantello."

fantello by Hector Schechner April 22, 2005

Darius Fontaine 

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".

Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.

Darius Fontaine by green-poo August 19, 2009